[mplpost] comedy western songs

[Angela Browne]

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trout fishing in America does a cover called "Breakfast Blues" on their 
"Who Are These people?" album, 1994. It was written originally by Ronnie 
Levine in 1977, and revised by emily katz and Keith Grimwood.

Personally, i think it's the best hurtin' song ever written:

You give me hard eggs in the morning,
Cheese omelet you go.
Yeah, you give me hard eggs in the morning,
Cheese omelet you go.
You just hot buttered grits your teeth and bear it girl,
I doughnut love you no more.
(Now don't get that glazed look on your face!)

Ham bacon you to leave me,
I never sausage misery.
Ham bacon you to leave me, darlin',
I never sausage misery.
Well, you treated me so ungrapefruitly,
You gave me a raisin to be free.

Well, what do you Eggs Benedict me to do now?
I've got muffin else to say.
Yeah, what do you Eggs Benedict me to do now?
I've got muffin else to say.
Yeah, you left such a waffle toast in my mouth,
You biscuit out of town today.
(You know I ain't gonna keep those home fries burning for you.)

You give me hard eggs in the morning,
Cheese omelet you go.
You give me hard eggs in the morning,
Cheese omelet you go.
You just hot buttered grits your teeth and bear it girl,
I ain't gonna quiche you any more
(Jelly roll it again?)






From: "Bill Elliott" <belliott@easyfocus.com>
To: <maplepost@icomm.ca>
Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 3:10 PM
Subject: [mplpost] comedy lyrics


 > Hi folks: A friend of mine is putting together a "country singin' -
western
 > singin' " tour and needs a couple of comedy songs. Would anyone be able to
 > help source suitable material?
 > Sincerely,
 > Bill Elliott
 > Orangeville Fiddle and Step Dance Camp
 > belliott@easyfocus.com
 > http://www.fiddle.on.ca
 > Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

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